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// The Spin Cycle — week of 08 Sept 2026

This week in politics.
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Dispatch 08 SEPT 2026

Two Charter Schools Bounce Payroll, Somehow Still Afford $50,000 a Year for the Curriculum

Middle School West Auckland and South Auckland Middle School couldn't reliably pay staff, but both kept up hundreds of thousands a year in curriculum and management fees. Commissioners now run both.

Government Waste
Satire
Dispatch 08 SEPT 2026

Jobseeker Target Reclassified 'At Risk' After Missing Itself by 78,500 People

The Government's target was 140,000 people or fewer on Jobseeker Support by 2030. The number is currently 218,500 and climbing, which officials have classified as a target 'at risk'.

Economy
Satire
Dispatch 08 SEPT 2026

PM Declares Migration 'Turned a Corner', Corner Located 28,500 People Down

Christopher Luxon says Kiwis returning from Australia are up 14 percent and departures are down, proof the migration picture has turned a corner. The net loss for the year was still 28,500 people.

Media Framing
Satire
Dispatch 07 SEPT 2026

Greens Unveil $2.8 Billion Supermarket Plan, Decline to Say What It Saves You on Eggs

The Green Party's KiwiMart would spend $2.8 billion buying 120 supermarkets to break the duopoly. Asked what shoppers would actually save, Chlöe Swarbrick said politicians shouldn't set prices.

Political HypocrisyEconomy
Satire
Dispatch 07 SEPT 2026

Foreign Minister's 'Absolute Exception' to Political Appointees Turns Out to Be His Own Adviser

Winston Peters once said political appointees to diplomatic posts should be the absolute exception. He has now made one, and it is his own former chief of staff, bound for Stockholm.

Political Hypocrisy
Satire
Dispatch 06 SEPT 2026

Ministry Found in Contempt of Parliament, Faces Being Told Off

MBIE officials were found to have given Parliament untruthful and incomplete answers during a select committee hearing. Parliament's Clerk confirms the available punishments top out at a stern word.

Parliament
Satire
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